It’s been a while since I’ve visited the National Zoo but I do remember passing by the elephant enclosure and without even reading the plaque, I thought, wow, there’s an elephant! Actually, 2 adult elephants and one baby elephant! That makes 3 elephants standing right in front of me that I’ve correctly identified! Can I be totally naive about the Middle East if I was born and raised in Jerusalem? And my mother was born and raised in Haifa? Or could it be that you’re just an intellectually lazy individual who has nothing to say? I bet I would mop the floor with you in any debate over the history of the Levant, JackassWhoHidesBehindDumbUsername.

Michelle Frankfurter
Michelle Frankfurter

Written by Michelle Frankfurter

Photography, you have always been a jealous bride. I will always love you — I’m just no longer in love.

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