My dream was to open a franchise called the Jiffy Lube & Pap. They would be as ubiquitous as 7-11. You could get and oil change and an abortion while you wait. If having children was your greatest accomplishment and font of joy in your life, congratulations to you. You made that choice. But please don’t try to sell us on the process of childbirth, miraculous as it may be, as being something that it’s not. If men had to experience it, there would be no abortion debate.