This is because we're just Great Apes that sweat. Our enlarged frontal lobe gave us the extra boost necessary to figure out how to extract additional protein from cooked meat, resource-guard, and fear our own mortality. But it's like having an untreated enlarged prostate in our brain that will eventually kill us.

I say this as a fat and lazy person who nevertheless doesn't feel validated by affirming images of other fat and lazy people.

Apropos of nothing: I really miss George Carlin - a national treasure who would have had a lot to say - especially about social media and influencers.